945193_671863329493996_1297256127_nYou made it. This is the place where all your wondering and hoping ends. Where reality and satisfaction diverge, and you end up listening to me talk for hours on end about my needs.

I have successfully conquered my fear of cheese. I am a stand-up comic based in seattle. i breed a lot, more as a hobby really. i like most kinds of pudding.


You could come see me live or even better you can bring me to your town.  If you just wanna stare at my pretty face you could click here then you could watch some example of my fine artisanally crafted dick jokes here.